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Here are some tidbits about me:

• I have never been married, don’t have any children and currently live with my mother.  The next logical step for me is to acquire five to fifteen cats and develop a QVC shopping addiction.

• I have red hair and pale skin.  Essentially, I look like the love child of Chelsea Clinton and Danny Bonaduce.

• I am neurotic and high strung.  The most wild thing I have done in the past year is eat an apple without washing it thoroughly first.

• I am afraid of the dark but, because I am so pale and fear getting skin cancer, I am also afraid of the sun.  The only time during a given day when I feel safe is dusk.

• I am a lazy lady with a penchant for napping who gets my daily exercise by lifting the remote control a little bit higher each time I change the channel.

• I can tell you all the names of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (and their children).  Sadly, in order to retain that information, I had dump my entire knowledge of algebra.  A woman must have priorities.

• I have a huge ego, but very low self esteem.  This means I am thinking about myself all the time.  I’m just thinking about myself very poorly.

Now it’s your turn!  Tell me about you!

You can e-mail me here at sam@clear1017.fm or call in to be on the air at 541-389-1088.

I would love to hear from you!